Ok how about, I am a scam artist , rip off merchant , con artist , defrauder , scammer , swindler .

Basically that means I will take your money and give you nothing in return .

I have no morals ..I will gladly take your money ...from the young, the old, the rich the poor ...I don't care ...the more the merrier.

I will even tell you that I am an honest guy ..but hey ...that's just a big fat lie.

I will tell you I have a nice shop in Sunny Beach. That is also a lie. I  haven't paid any rent for a few months now and have had my phone disconnected because I haven't paid the bill for that either.

I will give you a mobile number ...but I wont bother answering that.

Oh and if you want to email me ...I wont bother replying to that either.

I will require you to pay me through Western Union as obviously I don't want you to know my bank details...plus Western Union is great for us fraudsters!

So if you have some hard earned money you would like to part with ..and receive nothing in return .....I am your man!